Kryptonite comment on ITV Gone in 60 Seconds.

Not going to post it here in full, just the link.

Kryptonite's Comment.

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ITV Gone in 60 Seconds

Read it all, savour every impeccably crafted and measured word, a glorious gem of damage limitation.

My response?

We still cut your Faggydaboodit chain in 11 seconds.
We still broke your New York 3000 in under 60 seconds.

Fin.